Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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