so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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