She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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