Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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