She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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