I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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