Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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