So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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