do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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