apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
don't judge my taste in strippers
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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