let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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