The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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