how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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