you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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