So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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