I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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