She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
