why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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