I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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