you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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