what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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