don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Still dying that you shit outside
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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