can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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