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Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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