some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the day after is always just damage control
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
