Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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