He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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