I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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