Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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