i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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