Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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