i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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