it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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