fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He did a backflip because drugs
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