yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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