I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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