sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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