The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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