I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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