Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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