'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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