It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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