erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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