She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Pooping to opera.
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