this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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