At least make sure they are 18
Why
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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