Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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