What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
