Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i dont even know how to be here
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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