So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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