So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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