why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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