I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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