Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
