called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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