You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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